jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

redski:

daddywhorebucks:

johnthedragon:

savannahlemur:

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

What a unique dog

@beautysnake

sataniasblog:

vongolacielo:

writeroost:

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

“fuck”

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together. 

unflatteringcatselfies:
“Blep
”

unflatteringcatselfies:

Blep

hey guys mind if i

tinak0077:

andiebobandy:

andiebobandy:

andiebobandy:

andiebobandy:

andiebobandy:

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it doesnt like the camera!!

let it scream its trying its best for people to hear

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you ask why it screams but you insult it…..it had important words to say…now we’ll never know what they are

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oh!! youve coaxed it. it will tell you the news!!

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it was screaming because it didn’t want you miss out on a present you got :(

it wonders if you’d like to open it?

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oh!! it was an invite!!

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they hope you enjoy the festivities (screaming) with them!!

screaming babies :<>

shampooligan:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible

would anyone like a nice warm glass of grungnort?

fishpercolator:

fishpercolator:

fishpercolator:

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Here you guys go,

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this may take a while…

snip

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glorp!

dumbbadger:

when your blog has an inconsistent theme:

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impossiblejellyfishfart:

cryoverkiltmilk:

catsbeaversandducks:

Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

These are such good chickens

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

thecheesyllama:
“ thegestianpoet:
“  this is it..where i hold the Meetings..
” ”

thecheesyllama:

thegestianpoet:

 this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

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chikier:

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

foodnun:

earthnation:

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

deepnest:

getthisoff:

theoneandonlykarina:

getthisoff:

Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

🙋🙍💕🌸
his shirt 😍

Shut the fuck up

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