u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure
No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊
HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE
What a unique dog
…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room
“fuck”
That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together.
it doesnt like the camera!!
let it scream its trying its best for people to hear
you ask why it screams but you insult it…..it had important words to say…now we’ll never know what they are
oh!! youve coaxed it. it will tell you the news!!
it was screaming because it didn’t want you miss out on a present you got :(
it wonders if you’d like to open it?
oh!! it was an invite!!
they hope you enjoy the festivities (screaming) with them!!
screaming babies :<>
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE
this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible
Here you guys go,
this may take a while…snip
glorp!
when your blog has an inconsistent theme:
Mama Hens And Their Babies
Via Bored Panda
These are such good chickens
I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER
whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”
this website is so toxic
With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride
Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
🙋🙍💕🌸
his shirt 😍Shut the fuck up